(It is night time at the Possible house. Kim and Ron are studying at the table, when Kim suddenly hears something.)
Kim: Incoming! (She ducks from behind the table but after realizing Jim sneezed, she got up) Jim, say it, don’t spray it. (We see the twins in their pajamas with their mother behind them.)
Ann (gently feeling her sons’ foreheads): You boys are burning up.
Tim (holding up his bowl): Could we have some more chicken soup?
Jim (doing the same thing): Please?
Kim (gathering same scattered papers): Ron, maybe we should bail from Sick Tweeb Central and study fest at your house.
(We cut to Ann giving Tim and Jim more soup)
Ron (crossing his arms behind him): No fear here, I’m cold-proof. No germ is ever successfully breached the fortress of the Stoppable Immun system.
(Suddenly, Jim was about to sneeze, but Kim notices a box of tissues and grabs one, but Tim sneezed, before his brother sneezed into the tissue.)
Ann: Bless you.
(Luckily, Kim gives Tim the tissue, and he blew his nose. Kim walks up to her mother, who is stirring the soup.)
Kim: Well, at least he covered. I don’t want to catch this.
(But the next morning, Kim in her pajamas and she was covering her head with a blanket and she has a red, stuffy nose. And on her nightstand was a humidifier.)
Kim: How did I catch this?
Wade (on her Kimunnicator): We can check the tape.
Kim (picking up her device groggily): What?
(We notice a brief scene of Kim giving Tim a tissue, and a germ touched her arm and it was on the tabletop.)
Wade (offscreen): I enhanced the germ trail.
Kim: Eww..
(Next, we notice Kim touching her mouth)
Wade: Whoop, there it is!
Kim: I don’t wanna know how you got this.
(Ron climbs up the stairs to Kim’s room to check on her with Rufus the naked Mole rat on his shoulder.)
Ron: Hey, KP? How are we feeling today?
Kim (nasally): I can’t breathe through my nose.
Ron (shaking his head): Okay, yeah, I have no idea what you just said.
Wade (typing away on his computer): Hey, Kim, I'm patching through an elite scientific team for a satellite briefing.
Kim: Please and thank you.
(There was a moment-long static, and we see two middle-aged scientists, one tall with glasses and the other is short.)
Scientist 1: Kim, we just put the finishing touches on our new invention. (Putting his finger up):We call it…
Scientist 2: Ray-X.
Ron: Ray-X?
Kim (sniffles): What’s it do?
Scientist 1: Um, it’s a secret.
Scientist 2 (shoving his friend out of the way): Hence, the X.
Scientist 1: X as in unknown.
Scientist 2 (shoving Scientist 1 out of the way once again, the sound of glass breaking is heard): Of course, we know.
(He puts a hologram of a strange-looking machine, known as Ray X.
Scientist 1 : Right. Uh, no one else does. It’s unknown to everyone else. The point is we could use some extra help with some security around here.
Scientist 2: Just for today, until we move Ray-X to a secret location.
Scientist 1: We’re calling it "Location X”.
Kim: Say no more, I’m on it.
(She hung up and did a backflip, but she got a little dizzy when she landed.)
Kim (putting her hand on her forehead): Oh, I got it a little too fast.
(Next, she went to change her clothes.)
Ron (covering his eyes with one hand): Uh, you really think you’re up to this?
Rufus (flinching): Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Kim (packing some tissue boxes): It’s just a cold, Ron. All I have to do is guard some little ray thingy.
(Unfortunately, at the museum, Kim was sneezing nonstop and sitting at a desk full of computer monitors with surveillance systems. And every time she sneezes, her chair scoots backward.)
(The Kimmunicator beeps, and Kim answers it.)
Ron (standing outside to made sure there isn’t any trouble): I just heard a way freakish security alarm go off. It sounded like, "Choo, choo, choo!"
Kim: That was me. I was sneezing. Stay alert and keep your eyes open for anything suspicious.
(She set a tissue box in front of a monitor, unaware of the fact that Drakken and Shego parked in front of the museum.)
(Meanwhile, at the parking lot…)
Drakken: Shego, in mere moments, Ray-X will be ours. (He dusts himself off)
Shego: What does this Ray-X do?
Drakken: It’s need to know.
Shego: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So, you don’t know?
Drakken: I need to know. That’s why we’re here.
(Suddenly, Shego noticed Kim’s spy gear and picked up her helmet.)
Shego: Kim Possible.
Drakken: Not to worry, because I have a plan to get past her. (He shows a a poorly drawn, depicting the villains’ plan to steal the Ray-X.)
(But inside the museum, Kim is still sneezing nonstop. Shego and Drakken looked inside for a moment.)
Shego: Aww, somebody’s sick. This will be cake. (She tries to find a new entrance.)
Drakken: We can’t just walk in there. What about the plan? (He shows the plan again.) I drew it myself.
Shego (putting her hand on his shoulder): Everyone knows it’s impossible to keep your eyes open while you’re sneezing. So if we time it right, she won’t see a thing. (She walks away.)
Drakken: Okay, fine. (He follows her.)
(While Kim has her sneezing fit, the two villains snuck in quietly without Kim noticing them, and succeeded in stealing Ray-X. Suddenly, the doors shut automatically.)
Kim: I’m sorry, but visiting hours are over. (Next, she pulls out her phone to contact Ron.) Ron, meet me at the main entrance. I got Drakken.
(While he’s outside of the museum, Ron can’t understand Kim.)
Ron: "Drag Kid?" Who's he?
Kim: No, Drak-Ken!
Ron: Drag can? (He looks at a garbage can.) Drag him where?
Drakken (pointing to the machine at Kim and turning it on): I have no idea what this thing is going to do to you, but I’m thinking it’s going to be very, very bad!
Kim: Drakken! (She hangs up the Kimmunicator and begins to fight).
(Kim kicked Ray-X, which knocked Dr. Drakken out. Shego uses her energy blasts on Kim, who jumped, and the blasts accidentally hit the fire alarms. Shego grabbed Kim.)
Kim: I need to sneeze.
Shego: What?
Kim: I need to cover my mouth.
Shego: Nice try, Kimmie.
(However, Kim accidentally sneezed on Shego offscreen.)
Shego (disgusted): Ugh, that was a low blow.
Computerized Voice: Fire escape route activated. Security doors opening.
(Shego and Drakken exited through the nearest door with Ray-X, being strolled by Shego.)
Drakken: You should’ve stayed in bed, Kim Possible.
(Ron and Rufus arrived at the museum.)
Ron (looking right and left):Where is he?! Where’s the dragon?!
(But Kim wished she would’ve know. Meanwhile in his laboratory, Drakken has the Ray-X.)
Drakken (cleaning Ray-X): Whoo, I'm so excited, and I just can’t hide it! Ha! What do you suppose this thing does, Shego? (He looked around with confusion.) Shego?
(Soon, the phone rang, and Drakken went to answer it.)
Drakken: Hello?
(We see the ill Shego wearing her green pajamas and lounging lazily in her bed.)
Shego: Hey, I'm calling in sick. Kim Possible gave me her stupid cold.
Drakken: What?! You can't call in sick!
Shego: I have to go,I…I… (She immediately hung up the phone to sneeze into her hands.) Ugh, that’s disgusting!
(Drakken angrily hangs up and heads to his computer to find a substitute villain.)
Drakken: I need a new temporary cohort of evil, A-S-A-P! (Photographs of villains were shown on the monitor.) But who? Who? (He shivers at the off-screen DNAmy.) Never again. (Finally, the picture of Duff Killigan was shown.) Killigan, he works cheap.
(Meanwhile, at the Stoppable residence, Ron answered the ringing telephone.)
Ron: Ron’s crib. Hello, who’s this?
Kim (still in bed, wearing her pajamas): Hey, Ron, it’s me.
Ron: Grandma?
Kim: Kim, listen, my mom was real cranked that I went out sick. (Rufus crawled onto Ron’s shoulder.)
Ann (offscreen): Cranked is putting it mildly!
Ron (confidently): Worry not, KP! Rufus and I can totally handle Drakken.
Rufus: Yeah!
Kim: Thanks! (She hangs up and blows her nose.) Mom, can I have some soup?
(Ron holds up his secret plan of him and Rufus getting the Ray-X away from Drakken and he shows it to his pet.)
Ron: Behold, Rufus! I give you Operation: Ray-X. First, we scuba to Point A, then suction cup to Point B, and finally, bungee jump to Point C.
(Rufus looks a little nervous at first, but he agrees. Later, Ron is flying on a hang glider at night and he and Rufus dived into the water.)
(Next, Ron swan to shore, leaving footprints in the sand, and as he pushes a red button, his diving suit developed suction cups all over it. Rufus tiredly climbed up to the cliff and collapsed, feeling exhausted. One cup is attached to his head.)
Rufus: Whoa!
(As Rufus pouted with a suction cup still attached to his head, Ron climbed up the mountain and got up to the top of the building. But once he noticed a square hole, he used a saw to cut it open. Next, he put a small bar in the spacing, and began to bungee jump into the hideout, not noticing his pants and shoes. Rufus lands on his head safely.)
Rufus: (sighs of relief).
(The duo tiptoe quietly and they look left and right to make sure the coast is clear. They continue to search for the stolen invention.)
Killigan (offscreen): Sidekick? I refuse to be your sidekick! You said equal partnership, 50-50!
(Soon, we get a quick glimpse of the Scottish fiend with Dr. Drakken.)
Drakken: Killigan, be reasonable. Some were born to lead, and…
Killigan (rudely interrupting him): And some were born to yap, yap, yap.
(But they didn’t notice Ron and Rufus taking Ray-X from them.)
Drakken: How about co-villain?
Killigan: No!
(But before Ron could make his escape, he was face to face with Shego, wearing a bathrobe and still ill.)
Ron: Shego! You look green, I mean, you know…greener.
(Shego accidentally sneezed on the boy, but she blew her nose in a tissue.)
Ron: Aww! Eww, total grossness! (He wheels Ray-X, and hides it in the pantry of the Possible House.) Like taking candy from a baby. A sick, sneezy baby who sprayed her germy illin’ all over me. (He walks up to Kim, who’s still ill, to check on her.)
Ron (pounding on his chest fearlessly): Thank goodness for the Stoppable fortress of immunity.
(Unfortunately, Ron donned his orange pajamas and got the cold. And as he was eating his soup, he sneezed into his hand. The surgical mask-clad Rufus hands him a tissue.)
Kim (chuckles): Fortress of immunity, huh?
(Meanwhile, back at Drakken’s island hideout, Killigan signed the contract after the two villains made a deal.)
Killigan (handing the pen back): Ah, you drive a hard bargain, Dr. Drakken. But I'm in.
Drakken: With the two of us working together, nothing shall stop us! Nothing!
(But before he let out sinister laughter, he sneezed. We cut to his bedroom, where he’s sick in bed with a thermometer in his mouth and a washcloth on his forehead.)
Killigan (holding up the contract): May I remind you of the contract? Should one signee become incapacitated, the other party shall assume all head supervillain duties.
Drakken (pulling the thermometer out of his mouth to speak): But you can’t do it alone. To get that Ray-X, you need a temporary lackey.
(The doorbell rings.)
Killigan (with his arms crossed smugly): Way ahead of you.
(And he answered the door seconds later, and there’s Hank Perkins from the Temp Agency.)
Hank (cheerfully): Hi, I’m Hank Perkins from the Temp agency. Ready to get to work, sir.
Killigan (impressed): So tell me, laddie, do you have any previous evil experiences? (And he lets his new assistant inside.)
Hank: No, but I'm a self-starter. And I have a law degree.
Killigan: Eh, close enough.
(And at the blink of an eye, the door closes behind them.)
(Meanwhile, back to the Possible Residence, we see Kim and Ron watching a soap opera in the living room.)
Ron: I still don’t get this soap opera.
Kim: What’s not to get? Felicia's archenemy invented a machine that swaps her brain with her boyfriend Brock's.
Ron (throwing his blanket and walking towards the kitchen): Let me see if there’s any more soup. (He opens the pantry door, only to realize Ray-X disappeared.) Now, if I were soup, where would I… Ray-X!
(Outside, Killigan was making his escape with Hank in the driver’s seat of his car.)
Killigan: Step on it, Perkins!
Hank: Actually, I was wondering if you can sign my time card.
Killigan: Ay! Just go, man! Go!
(The front door opens in the background, and Ron ran towards the villains, but they escaped. And if you look closely, you can see the house in front of Ron. Later, the heroes sat in the living room, feeling discouraged.)
Ron: With us sick and the Ray-X in the hands of Drakken and Killigan, we’re doomed.
Kim (looking confused): We're what now?
Ron (with a stuffed nose): Doomed! Doomed!
(However, Jim and Tim, who are better from their flu, have the updated version of Ron's plan).
Tim: Guess what? I found this plan in Ron's stuff.
Jim: Hoo-sha! (Then, they proceeded a high-five).
(Meanwhile at the headquarters, Killigan is sick in bed, sneezes twice, and drinks his tea. Then, he dialed the number to Drakken. And when the bell rang, the doctor answered it.)
Drakken: Yes?
Killigan: Aye, can't you believe Felicia and Brock switched brains?
Drakken: I know! So, does that mean the wedding's off?
(The Tweebs in their mission outfits and Rufus managed to sneak into the headquarters. Tim pulled Operation: Ray-X to showed it to Rufus.)
Tim: Check it, Rufus. We modified Ron's "Operation: Ray-X."
Jim: First, we parachute to Point A, drop and roll to Point B…
(But Rufus overhears Hank's conversation with Shego on the phone).
Hank: Gotcha, Shego. I've reorganized Dr. Drakken's filing system. From A to Evil over here.
Tim: Or we can just do this.
Hank (while the twins and Rufus quietly rolled Ray-X): Oh, no extra trouble. I really want to get in on the ground floor of this whole super villainy thing. You see, I think it could be the growth industry for the next ten years. (But before Jim, Tim, and Rufus could make their escape, an iron cage came formed upon them, thus trapping them.) In fact, I just caught my first prisoners just now. (He then turned his chair to see what’s going on). What's that? (Chuckles) No biggie. That's what I'm here for.
(Meanwhile, Ron was searching for his pet in the living room.)
Ron: Rufus, buddy? Where'd you go?
Kim: Missing Tweebs, too?
Ron (searching frantically for his plan): Along with my Operation: Ray-D schematics!
Kim (calling Wade on her Kimmunicator): Wade, I need a ride.
(Back at the hideout, the imprisoned Tweebs and Rufus are cuffed to the wall, and the temp was up to no good.)
Hank: God, I hate to do this, but I do need to score some points with the boss, so…
(But before he activate the Ray-X, he was interrupted by Kim, coughing.)
Kim: Who are you?
Hank: Hank Perkins. Hello, how are you doing?
Kim: Do you work here?
Hank (shooting the Ray-X at Kim's direction): Well, I'm a temp, but a little birdie told me I might be kept on.
(But Kim jumped into action, as she dodged the blasts from the Ray-X and kicked Hank.)
Kim: Sorry, Hank.
(She pressed a button and then her twin brothers and Rufus were set free.)
Shego (who was almost better): Wow, somebody has been drinking lots of fluids and retaining every ounce.(She activated her energy blasts.)
Kim: So not in the mood, Shego.
(Every time, Shego uses her blasts on Kim, our heroine ducks and dodges quickly. Both women stopped to sneeze.)
Kim: Gesundheit!
Shego (sniffles): Thanks.
(Then, they continued to fight. Dr. Drakken was watching the whole thing on his television.)
Drakken: Come on, Shego! Show her who’s boss. Uppercut! Uppercut!
(Meanwhile, Ron managed to find the Ray-X, and Jim and Tim ducked from the Ray-X blasts, and rolled up Shego into a long rug.)
Kim: Snug as a little bug in a rug.
(Shego groans angrily.)
Hank (finding his way out of here):Okay, I am officially resigning from the supervillain business. Uh, so someone could write me a quick letter of resignation.
(But then, a chandelier fell on him, but it fell on Ray-X.)
Tweebs: Wrong Chandelier.
Hank: I guess I’ll just run! (He ran away.)
(But this time, the twins untied the rope to the chandelier.)
Jim: Incoming!
(Hank got hit by the chandelier, before he could escape.)
Twins: Yes!
Drakken (watching the action): No!
(Killigan, however, was still watching the soap opera.)
Killigan (throwing a tissue box at the television): Are you daft, man? Just because you have her brain in your head doesn’t mean you can’t love her.
(Back at the Middleton laboratory, Kim explained the situation to the two scientists. Strangely, the tall scientist didn’t wear his glasses.)
Kim: Okay, good news and bad news: The good news is we managed to keep Ray-X out of the clutches of evil.
Short Scientist: Excellent! But what about the bad news?
(At that moment, Ron entered the room with the now damaged Ray-X.)
Kim: It sort of got crushed on the way out of the clutches of evil. I got to know: what was this Ray-X thing designed to do, anyway?
Both Scientists (looking at each other for a moment): Cure the common cold!
Ron (sulking): I hate irony.
The End.